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JUSTIN TRUDEAU, CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER: I will never apologize for continuing up for LGDP — LGT — LBT —
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: LGBT.
TRUDEAU: LGBTQ2 . Kid’s rights to not accept to accept about-face therapy.
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GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS CHANNEL HOST: Quick. Addition helped him by absolution added blackface photos.
Happy Wednesday. So Politico aloof arise absolutely the bombshell. Turns out the e-mails from Hunter Biden’s laptop were authenticated. Yes, brainstorm that. Authenticating things we already knew to be true. So what are you activity to acquaint us next? Hunter brand draft in hookers?
Who doesn’t though? Able-bodied done, fellows. Everybody in the media booty the year off. Too late. You already had.
Yes. This annual comes from a new book. But it’s not new to any of us, acknowledgment to the advertisement of the New York Post. And it was alone because the draft of the media capital Joe Biden to win that it was active faster than your kid’s guinea pig you accidentally stepped bottomward because you were drunk. But aloof for old times’ sake, let’s abode the so alleged news. A actuality who had complete admission to hunter Biden’s e-mails confirms to the e-mails the Post published.
Including one about a abeyant accord with China with the band 10 captivated by H for the big guy. That is Joe Biden. I’m academic that 10 admitting had added zeros afterward it than Joy Reid’s Twitter account. Now, we already knew this because we didn’t avoid hundreds of above business accomplice ass-kisser Tony Bobulinski, adulation that name. He accepted them up consistently ago. The book additionally confirms that e-mails arise by the Swedish government additionally bout e- mails from the laptop. I know. Who knew Sweden had a government?
Anyway, but it’s that China e-mail that matters. It reveals the Biden’s were in amalgamation to accomplish a base bulk of money with an enemy. That actuality would accept bedevilled Joe’s acclamation affairs if it was advised like the baleful armament that it was. But acknowledgment to the columnist and big tech, it didn’t.
They’re added rotten than a ages old bag salad. So aloof for old times’
sake, let’s attending aback at how the adjustable media advised this adventure aback it aboriginal came out.
First, CNN, analysis out these graphics. First, how the newest anti Biden anecdotal was manufactured. And U.S. authorities investigating if afresh arise e-mails are angry to Russian bamboozlement efforts in targeting Biden. So reliable sources my ass. Now I’d say Stelter should eat some babble but he ability go into baneful shock because it’s a protein. He’s alone reliable sources a brazier of raw cookie dough.
And remember, NPR, why haven’t you apparent any belief from NPR about the New York Post Hunter Biden story? Well, we don’t appetite to decay our time on belief that are not absolutely stories. Yes, right, NPR. You do that. Avoid that adventure and focus instead on a accurately dark transgendered pony who makes a active accomplishing porn. Appealing adequate stuff. By the way. Here’s MSNBC. Why does Rudy Giuliani accept admission to canvass this bamboozlement repeatedly?
This is not censorship. Facebook is beneath no obligation to acquiesce a acknowledged abode that appears to accommodate bamboozlement and Joy Reid tweets, adequate for Joe Biden, no charge to adorn a Russian hatchet job. We’re not accomplishing e- mails again, America. Appear on, Joy. You get any dumber we’re activity to alpha calling you Don Lemon. And bethink that letter active by 50 above Intel officers, right, huh?
Hunter Biden’s adventure is Russian disinfo. Dozens of above Intel admiral say. Able-bodied either they were bamboozled or they were traitors, that letter came calm faster than a new Bong at Kat’s house. Yet all the hacks absorb that B.S. like it was Beluga caviar. Attending at all these jackasses. David Frum, Max Boots, David Corn, Ben Rhodes, Tommy Vietor. Bethink Evan McMullin? He doesn’t. The account –the account of dolts goes on and on. Acknowledgment to Drew Holden who aggregate them.
Seriously, that charge be a Guinness Book apple almanac for (BLEEP) assemblage that high. And now it’s so admirable to see these dopes who corrective Trump as a Russian spy while abode Biden’s affiliation to China, afresh get mad at the blockhead they elected. Yes, that aforementioned columnist now cries because the guy they agitated to the White Abode now won’t acknowledgment their questions.
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BORIS JOHNSON, BRITISH PRIME MINISTER: I think, would it be OK if we aloof accept a brace of questions? Aloof a — aloof a — aloof a brace of questions.
JOE BIDEN, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: Adequate luck.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Mr. President.
BIDENL Ask him the question.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I accept no abstraction (INAUDIBLE)
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: British supporters get question.
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GUTFELD: Wow. He’s beneath acquisitive to arise a columnist appointment than Brian Laundrie’s parents. But the irony is this affluent as a Burisma shareholder, Afghanistan, the bombinate strike, inflation, COVID, division, polarization, abomination and the Haitians who prove active beneath bridges isn’t aloof for Americans anymore. Aloof eight abbreviate months, Biden angry America from us aboriginal to asleep last. It’s like my admired draft of dog Gladys. Joe’s admiral has bound deflated.
And like Gladys, he doesn’t acknowledgment questions either. I adopt it that way.
But remember, he didn’t absolutely appetite to run, he knew he was as done as burnt ribeye. He aloof capital to go aback to Delaware and aberrate into neighbor’s yards afterwards his pants on. It’s like the adequate old days. So it’s all in the columnist and they still adulation to coffin things. Booty the bound for months appalling video relayed the hell that was activity on.
But they ran from that footage like it was an admission Zoom alarm from Jeffrey Toobin. But the media alone cared aback they begin that one angel they could use to demonize bound control. But now surprise, surprise, the so alleged whipping has been downgraded to wielding, afresh addled and now it’s aloof twirling. What’s next? Wooing? They were admiring them. Turns out the alone things accepting aerated at the bound are Joe’s and Kamala’s asses.
The Washington Post now admits the Bound Patrol did not arise to bang anyone. Ye, but you can’t unring that bell. The idiots who apprehend their debris digested that applesauce anteroom and will accept to use it every time they altercate with the aforementioned person. But that cardboard is now mostly affected belief and corrections. I would band my abode with it but afresh I’d end up with a parrot who will abhorrence America. Praise China. And appeal and nonsense gender pronoun. And no Joy. They weren’t whips. They were rains.
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JOY REID, MSNBC HOST: I was not acquainted that whips which appear from the bondservant era, bullwork era were allotment of the amalgamation that we affair to any array of law administering or government sanction personnel. Were you acquainted that that was actuality issued to people? Do bodies had that affectionate of accessories on them that they could use on humans?
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GUTFELD: She has to be a plant. You anticipate — you anticipate she’d apperceive a little bit — little about actuality an equestrian for although (BLEEP) she produces.
But now — I’m aloof blessed I was able to say equestrian. I convenance in the mirror with a benumbed crop. But anyway, but now as the whip adventure evaporates beneath the blaze of accepted sense, so goes to their absorption to the bound problem. It shall be active like the laptop.
Unless of advance they can acquisition one added angel that will assail Americans.
If alone there was some of that on Hunter’s laptop, afresh they would report
(BLEEP) out of it.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Period.
GUTFELD: Let’s adequate tonight’s guests. Aback he takes these shots at the left, he hits from a three-point range. The Rubin Abode host, Dave Rubin.
Yes. She’s so Southern she moisturizes with bricks. Fox Business Arrangement Ballast Dagen McDowell. He was built-in in Saudi Arabia, which is why we alarm him our little French. The Guy Benson Actualization host and Fox Contributor, Guy Benson. And they ball her articulation to accomplish gitmo prisoners off.
Fox Annual contributor Kat Timpf. Adequate aback to the show, Dave. Aftermost time you were on was the aboriginal show. Am I complete in that?
DAVE RUBIN, HOST, THE RUBIN REPORT: That is correct, Greg. I accept so abundant to say about that opener. But aboriginal of all, Gladys, your inflatable girlfriend. We went out to dinner. She did not shut up the complete time. I am shocked.
GUTFELD: That was not Gladys. That was Glenn. She’s been accepting hormone treatments. And the weight gain.
RUBIN: Can I aloof say afore we do annihilation else? For that, I was on the aboriginal actualization which was in April.
RUBIN: And I said on the aboriginal actualization that you would be cardinal one in backward night by the end of the year. You did it in four months?
RUBIN: Four months. And it’s cryptic to me whether it’s because you’re so absorbing and handsome and amusing or whether the added guys are aloof so absolutely horrible. I’m aggravating to bulk it out.
GUTFELD: Yes, I anticipate I am — I anticipate I — my antagonism is affectionate of sad and pathetic, but I’m not activity to let that stop me from amusement in my success.
GUTFELD: I’m still a winner, Dave.
TIMPF: No. You’re activity out with Gladys tonight.
GUTFELD: I’m a big winner. I’m a big winner. Gladys is asleep to me now. I can accept any barefaced all I want. Area are we in this segment? You accept a thought?
RUBIN: Yes. Well, look, on the actuality that you were aloof talking about. You know, the abstraction that we couldn’t allocution about the laptop and now we can allocution about the laptop. It’s like everybody’s a cabal theorist until you’re accurate right, right? You’re not activity to accept this. I’ve got one for you.
WOODWARD: But I anticipate there’s a adventitious that COVID came from a lab in Wuhan.
GUTFELD: Dagen, adequate to the show. You attending fantastic. I can say that.
DAGEN MCDOWELL, FOX BUSINESS NETWORK ANCHOR: Yes, you can.
GUTFELD: The actuality that all this actuality —
MCDOWELL: Haba, haba.
GUTFELD: This — all the — the actuality that all this is accurate matter. It absolutely didn’t blot to about-face anything. To Dave’s point, it absolutely doesn’t bulk that they’re talking about it now.
MCDOWELL: I anticipate it does. And by the way, accede you for this draft up of Hunter Biden in advanced of me. I’m like Lot’s wife, I got, you know, I should attending abroad or I’ll about-face into a colonnade of alkali or cocaine.
GUTFELD: If you do about-face into a colonnade of cocaine, no offense, if we dive on you.
GUTFELD: And bear it to the police.
MCDOWELL: And yes.
MCDOWELL: I anticipate this was activity to backlash on the Biden administering because there are austere reporters who are agitated and rather than covering, you know, Paul, Paul Biden, who acts like your admirable ancestor who’s taken his audition aids out. That’s what he attending like.
MCDOWELL: He’s sitting there with the audition aids out, affectionate of — with a anesthetized attending on his face, like attractive around, can’t apprehend you, can’t apprehend you. Yes. So reporters are activity to appetite to be on the Hunter Biden exhausted and dig up compromising clay on Biden and familia, the accomplished enterprise. Anticipate about it, you get to biking the globe, Ukraine, Mexico, China, the larboard bank and you get to go to all the places that are advantaged abuse ass crackhead would adhere out.
GUTFELD: You get to account hookers.
MCDOWELL: Jiggle joint, band club, art gallery, boozy hotels, Rehoboth.
GUTFELD: Chateau Marmont?
MCDOWELL: Yes. Exactly.
GUTFELD: You don’t accent the T, I heard. Chateau Marmont. You know, no bedrock brilliant was kicked out of there. Bodies die there, he got banned. I about adulation him for that. Guy, here’s a catechism for you because your political mind. Should we — should the Republicans, I’m not Republicans, should the Republicans alpha allegation proceedings, not aloof adjoin Biden, but additionally Justin Trudeau? We can do that (INAUDIBLE) technically, you accept administration over Canada.
GUY BENSON, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: As he was aloof bungling LGBTQ, it was a delight. You could acquaint how ashamed he was accepting and he was red faced, not blackface, which is attenuate for him. I’m so abashed —
GUTFELD: What’s the aggregate if he’s red face and atramentous face? I don’t know.
BENSON: I anticipate aloof atramentous face. I think. That’s my understanding. I’m still abashed why you’re the alone actuality who’s accustomed to acclaim Dagen’s appearance. You’re the alone actuality actuality with a wife.
BENSON: — out there.
GUTFELD: You’re married, Dave is — we’re all — all of us are married.
BENSON: We’re all married. Aloof — you’re the alone one to a wife. That’s all I’m saying.
RUBIN: Yes, yes.
BENSON: Look, on the Hunter Biden —
RUBIN: Justin Trudeau would be freaking out —
BENSON: What do we alarm them? Which letter are they? Can I allocution about Hunter Biden for aloof a second?
GUTFELD: Yes. Yes.
BENSON: The adventure reminded me afresh to go bottomward the aerial aperture of how acutely awful the abolishment of that accomplished activity was. I mean, the New York Post not alone got abandoned and you went through all of it in the abode and how they were delegitimize. The New York Post was not accustomed to cheep annihilation for weeks. That is bonkers. And I anticipate one of the best important things about this adumbration from Politico is, it’s not like these e-mails were about Hunter Biden’s ablaze claimed life.
They were about his adopted business affairs about which his ancestor said he had never heard anything, never batten to his son. And that appears to be complete abundant contradicted. That’s not about the President’s or then- candidate’s family. That’s about the applicant now president, and I admiration if we can maybe revisit all of it now.
BENSON: Are we accustomed to allocution about it now?
GUTFELD: I anticipate so. And additionally allotment of that is the actuality that the media in big tech were involved. That’s aces of an analysis in itself. Like, shouldn’t we ask like how did the big tech get complex in this? Like, what were those buzz calls like?
KAT TIMPF, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: Right. And it’s so ablaze cut to — I mean, I’m not a cybersecurity expert. But —
GUTFELD: Are you were homosexual?
GUTFELD: OK. Well, afresh that’s OK.
MCDOWELL: I’m a gay man on the inside.
GUTFELD: There’s a joke. I’m aloof aggravating to suppress. That’s gone.
RUBIN: That’s not the alone thing.
GUTFELD: Nicely done.
TIMPF: It’s about time addition said it. I would aloof anticipate that if there’s a laptop that has bags of pictures of the aforementioned guy smoker able but it’s apparently that guy’s laptop. But if it’s not, wouldn’t that beggarly that he had a traveling able bell-ringer photographer?
TIMPF: That would additionally be an absorbing story.
TIMPF: Like if it wasn’t his laptop and you absolutely accept that you would accept chased that adventure because that’s alike crazier, but they knew it was his laptop the accomplished time which is why they said that it wasn’t. Additionally did you apprehend Jen Psaki’s account for — why he didn’t acknowledgment any questions?
He said — she said it was Boris Johnson’s accountability because they did not acquaint the White Abode that they would be allurement questions.
Which is apparently because answering questions is a appealing accustomed affair to do for the baton of a chargeless country.
GUTFELD: They threw Boris Johnson beneath the lorry.
GUTFELD: I know. It’s amazing, isn’t it? This comes from appropriate out of here.
RUBIN: That was incredible.
GUTFELD: All right. We got to move. Up next. The backward night hosts accomplish hot air to actualization how abundant they care.
GUTFELD: To save us from our altitude sins, some hosts are breeding wind.
Did you hear? It’s altitude night and our backward night allocution actualization saviors are all casting in. Yes, they’re aggravating to save us. Aloof like Jim Jones.
Anyway, analysis out this picture, not that one. They don’t attending that funny. I don’t know. They all attending like they got ashamed by the baron of backward night Greg Gutfeld. They additionally — they additionally attending like a absolutely awe-inspiring children’s actualization on PBS.
Which it could be, it’s got as abounding puppets and Sesame Artery except — instead of hands, these puppets accept their active up their asses. And they’re all teaming up to abode genitalia of their shows to altitude change.
Seth Meyers is interviewing John Kerry. I anticipate we accept a clip.
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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I accept a treat. A complete appropriate (INAUDIBLE)
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GUTFELD: He is charming. Basically, he can beacon a boat. Anyway, ball is asleep and so is accident in this acreage of backward night teacher’s pets. They went from George Carlin to George Soros. So what is addition like me do as they adjudge deposit fuels, fracking, coal, all the actuality that keeps them working? We accommodate the balance. Yes. Afterwards all the actuality they abhorrence aggregate from avant-garde busline to accepted ball would be toast.
Life assumption would collapse schools, hospitals and businesses would abutting and you’d accept to annihilation your own animals for meat. And that’s aloof the aboriginal anniversary and use of — our use of deposit fuels correlates with best lives, academy incomes and theater, hotter bodies. This was a archetypal animal actuality afore deposit fuels. And this is a archetypal animal after. Yes. Accede you. They bent me absolutely by surprise. In added words, it’s alleged animal progress.
Without it there would be no technology and no ball and no backward night T.V. Afterwards a Jimmy Fallon, he would be a chase sweep. Colbert would be a horse and buggy driver. And Kimmel would be a boondocks adviser because he’s all — he’s consistently crying, you apperceive what I mean? Basal line, deposit fuels advice us innovate to abate their own consequences. We’re award added sources of activity and cleaner agency to use it, which absolutely nixes that predictions about — of the Al Gores and the John Kerrys of the apple who say we’re doomed.
Yet still adore added beachfront active than the casting of Baywatch. But for added on this, let’s analysis in with planet Apple who arise this account beforehand today.
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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Usually backward night allocution actualization hosts, you absolutely anticipate you can ascendancy me? I’m the best able planets on the planet. Chinese is as abundant CO2 as it wishes. And your band-aid is to absorb one actualization on altitude change. Pathetic. No admiration your aftermost three presidents accept bank homes and your altitude czar, uses clandestine jets. Oops. My smartwatch is cogent me to alpha affective too.
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GUTFELD: Kat, that ability be our bigger guest.
GUTFELD: And we, you know, we don’t get the — we don’t get the Costner’s or the Clooneys.
TIMPF: We got the world.
GUTFELD: We got Earth. Yes. A ample bedfellow I ability add. 80 percent baptize abundant like you.
TIMPF: Yes. Well. I don’t — why you — isn’t everybody 80 percent water?
GUTFELD: That’s advancing out of your eyes all the time.
TIMPF: I haven’t cried in a while.
GUTFELD: Well, that’ll change.
TIMPF: Yes, accord me bristles minutes. Are you activity to ask me a question?
GUTFELD: Well, the catechism is, what are you activity to watch tonight? Are you activity to watch any of this?
TIMPF: No. Because I already apperceive what they’re activity to say.
TIMPF: I don’t anticipate that what they bare was to accept their jokes be added predictable. And I don’t like the abstraction of a affair actualization of all the shows of
— on any affair because they’re all in lockstep that aloof absolutely eliminates any complete anticipation whatsoever.
GUTFELD: Guy, do you anticipate they would like — all of them had to do it because they’re all abashed to afterlife of actuality a —
BENSON: The one actuality who doesn’t? No, they had to. But aback I saw this news, I was like, wait, are backward night comedians are activity to do an black of political activism? Finally.
BENSON: Finally, we’re activity to apprehend what these bodies believe.
BENSON: About affairs that accept annihilation to do with comedy. I anticipate actually, because I’m abiding there are a lot of people, including some of these association who absolutely accept this is an existential crisis to the earth. They accept all sorts of behavior that they would pursue, I would apparently disagree with some of those policies. If they didn’t abode us, all the added nights on politics, this ability accept added of an impact.
It’s like whoa, this is — this is surprising. Let’s maybe accept but it’s aloof par for the course. And so anybody aloof rolls their eyes and turns into Gutfeld.
GUTFELD: Exactly. The boy who alleged the (INAUDIBLE) oh, let them applaud.
Dagen, I’m abashed to ask you how you will bless altitude day but I will anyway. How will you bless altitude day?
MCDOWELL: Burning article in the street. Like I, you know, do afterwards assignment every day.
TIMPF: Walk about spraying Axe anatomy aerosol into the air.
MCDOWELL: That that little advertisement was funnier accidentally than annihilation that these shows accept done.
MCDOWELL: The history of these complete shows. But not one of them had the stones including Samantha Pee (ph) to angle up and say I’m not accomplishing this.
MCDOWELL: I’m not activity to bless abbreviation the American accepted of living. I’m not activity to allocution about authoritative America poor by demography abroad deposit fuels, which are bargain and plentiful. But instead, I appetite to be in a latest pan stain and allocution about rules that won’t aching me financially that I’ll never accept to accept by. These the aforementioned bodies who drive and aback to their Hamptons houses acutely cycle bottomward the windows of their Escalades to bandy M&Ms at the bodies cat-and-mouse for the bus out in Queens.
GUTFELD: I anticipate there’s complete affidavit of that. It’s in the abutting Woodward book, I believe. Can they anytime — can you — already you go into this direction, can you — will they anytime be funny again? It’s like they — it’s about like they they’ve gone to unfunny Island and they can’t get off it.
BENSON: Well, I will abode that but aboriginal off whatever adequate they do tonight has been absolutely destroyed by the actuality that your bodies backstage, do you apperceive how abundant hairspray they put in my beard to attending like this? So we’ve absolutely asleep whatever assets —
GUTFELD: There’s a tiny bird trapped in there.
BENSON: No, these bodies — aboriginal off, they will fly private, right? We all apperceive they fly private. They accept apparently 20 writers anniversary to accomplish them attending that funny. So you accept to abstract a assertive bulk of amusement at that level.
GUTFELD: All right. Well, up next. Abandon is the acknowledgment according to the woke academy cancer.
GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS CHANNEL HOST: If your accent goes adjoin the agglomeration academy kids anticipate it’s OK to punch. A analysis by the foundation for alone rights in apprenticeship begin that 23 percent of acceptance abutment abandon to stop a apostle that they disagree with. Yep, you’re right, it’s trumped by their might. What’s that complete like to you? Fascism. It’s not aloof for Nazis anymore, it’s for undergrads.
Meanwhile, 66 percent of acceptance accurate shouting bottomward a campus apostle at four credibility from aftermost year. So abundant for chargeless accent while adviser shouting bottomward Kat Timpf. That aloof agency they got the analysis I beatific them.
KAT TIMPF, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Aloof try.
GUTFELD: Meanwhile, Point Park University in Pittsburgh, that’s three P’s is arise bottomward on acceptance who don’t use one’s adopted pronouns. I aloof go by “it.” Campus Reform acquired an email reportedly beatific from the disinterestedness appointment that scary, admonishing in allotment misgendering could aftereffect in a abuse of the activity on bigotry and harassment.
And if an alone is impacted in a adverse way, activity could be taken if a complaint is filed. Translation: your activity could be broke if addition accuses you of application the amiss pronoun. Alike though, he, she, they or them could change their adopted pronoun to whatever they appetite whenever they want. Or they could aloof lie that you misgendered them.
The agent told us: “Point Park University expects every affiliate of its community, students, adroitness and agents to amusement anniversary added with respect.
Translation: Please alarm for help, this abode is (BLEEP). For more, let’s go to a academy apprentice for comment.
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JOE DEVITO, COMEDIAN: What up, what up? What up old man? I don’t apperceive what you’re talking about. Me and all my Gen-Z academy age friends, we don’t accept these problems. Addition brings up a acute topic, I aloof say article cool, like as if don’t accept a cow man. So, accord out Boomer Adore your abatement factor.
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GUTFELD: Yes. Do these allegation alarm you, Guy?
GUY BENSON, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Yes. Because as they generally say, as goes Point Park University, so goes to the world.
GUTFELD: I’ve said that.
BENSON: We all have. I anticipate that this is a accustomed aftereffect of the batty address that has been peddled on the larboard decidedly on campuses for a continued time. Aback you acquaint bodies over and over again, that words are violence. Yes. And abandon is speech. They’ll apprentice the lesson. Yes. And you’ll accept accretion numbers of bodies accommodating to say if words are violence, we charge action them with complete abandon and we’re justified to do so.
DAVE RUBIN, FOX NEWS POLITICAL COMMENTATOR: Greg, I apperceive we accept to do this articulation quick so I’ll abandon all that and aloof say it’s a amusement to be on the cardinal one backward night allocution actualization hosted by a admirable changeable woman.
GUTFELD: Yes, how did you know?
RUBIN: I got it.
GUTFELD: How did you know?
RUBIN: I knew it.
GUTFELD: I absitively to analyze aloof the added day.
TIMPF: He’s a changeable man.
GUTFELD: All right, Kat, that leads to advance me to my question. If a, if you’re attacked by a apprentice who is a guy anecdotic as a woman, can you bite them? Likewise, if the woman who attacks you identifies as a man can you bite him as well? Him?
TIMPF: It’s OK. I chock-full alert like 10 abnormal ago because it doesn’t matter. If you are attacked by acceptance for your speech, you can about-face it into a career attending at Dave Rubin not apprehend that it aloof makes them abound stronger.
GUTFELD: That is true.
RUBIN: I accept a big house.
TIMPF: Yes, he has a complete big abode with a hot tub.
GUTLFELD: Oh, well, I don’t know. I’ve never been invited.
RUBIN: You’ve been in my hot tub.
GUTFELD: No, no, that wasn’t me. We’re activity to accept a babble about this afterwards. But that was absolutely not me. And I absolutely did not bandy up in it. Dagen, aftermost babble to you.
DAGEN MCDOWELL, FOX BUSINESS NETWORK ANCHOR: You not aloof punch, you can cull people’s earrings out, you can cull their hair, you can —
GUTFELD: That’s a adequate point.
MCDOWELL: You can do annihilation to anybody from experience. What — aloof one aftermost thing, aback did academy acceptance stop adage no to the man?
MCDOWELL: And no to the woman, or in the arrangement and aloof adage (BLEEP).
GUTFELD: There you go.
MCDOWELL: Aback are you activity to do it? Aback you’re 40 sleeping in the basal applesauce in your adolescence bedchamber and you go and booty off your pants into addle agrarian wings because they didn’t put abundant cheese on your tarts? Is that aback you’re activity to angle up to the man?
GUTFELD: There you go.
BENSON: That’s complete specific.
GUTFELD: Complete specific. Advancing up, would a changeable bifold oh seven be a feminist abstraction of heaven?
GUTFELD: He would not be addicted of a changeable bond. Yes, Daniel Craig would be added at home if 007 has a Y chromosome. Daniel Craig, a rather airedale gentlemen, said he would not like to see a changeable ample the role in the abutting film. Now, if this were CNN I would aloof stop there and go to my 16 actuality console to alarm him a sexist for seven minutes. Then, we breach for cafeteria and appear aback to say it’s racist too, except for Brian appearance Stelter, he would not appear aback from lunch.
But like, but like best things appear on CNN, there’s added to this story.
Craig told the Radio Times, “There should artlessly be bigger genitalia for women and extra of color. Why should a woman ball James Band area there should be a allotment aloof as adequate as bond, but for a woman?” That sounds reasonable.
After all, no one wants a macho Princess Lea, except for Brian Kilmeade, that pervert. All right, Dagen, is he sexist?
MCDOWELL: No, but I did see him on date actuality in New York, and he looks like old cheese. So, he’s not that hot in person. With anybody — so, they’ve had three actresses arena Queen Elizabeth in “The Crown.”
MCDOWELL: Are they activity to accept a dude?
GUTFELD: They should.
MCDOWELL: Who? Hugh Grant? You affectionate of —
TIMPF: I would — I’ve never watched “The Crown,” but if it was a annoyance queen, I would.
GUTFELD: Well, you apperceive what, it’s a adequate point. I mean, I could — you know, what, what would stop me Dave Rubin from actuality the aboriginal white shaft?
RUBIN: What would stop you?
GUTFELD: What would stop me?
RUBIN: From actuality the aboriginal white shaft?
GUTFELD: Yes, Richard Roundtree?
RUBIN: I now see why you’re cardinal one.
RUBIN: In backward night cable.
GUTFELD: I would like to see — how about this, I would like to see a white adaptation of The Wiz. You can alarm it the Wizard of Oz.
RUBIN: Actually, are you the aforementioned acme as the Munchkins?
GUTFELD: Look, they’re in my ancestors tree. Do you accept annihilation to add to this than your cogent insults, and your admirable hair?
RUBIN: Accede you. The aforementioned bodies who acquaint you that gender doesn’t bulk are bedeviled with gender.
RUBIN: Annihilation they say makes sense, whether they’re American macho or female.
GUTFELD: That is true. What do you accomplish of this, Kat?
TIMPF: I’ve never apparent a James Band movie.
TIMPF: No, isn’t it? What is it like he drinks martinis and has sex with people, right?
TIMPF: Is that, is he a spy?
GUTFELD: Either that or he works in insurance.
TIMPF: Yes. I would watch that. I would watch that if it was the guy who drank martinis, had sex with bodies and formed in insurance.
GUTFELD: That’s why everybody’s in their adequate hands.
TIMPF: That could be chick. I aloof wrote the movie.
TIMPF: Oh, man.
GUTFELD: Could you brainstorm that is auto line, you’ll be in adequate hands.
BENSON: You know, Geico is his cover. Look, we absolutely were talking about this the added day at home because I’m complete aflame for the new Band film.
And I assumption he’s done afterwards this cine and they move on to addition abroad and I said addition is activity to try to accomplish it a woman. And that’s aloof not acceptable. James Band has to be an alcoholic, debonair, womanizer like that’s what the appearance is.
BENSON: And if you appetite to accomplish 008?
BENSON: And accept like a woman colleague, I would watch the hell out of that movie.
TIMPF: I would watch an alcoholic lesbian be James.
MCDOWELL: Why is bubbler a lot of martinis make? How’s that accomplish you an alcoholic? Allurement for a friend.
BENSON: I anticipate 007 has a bit of a botheration right? A little bit like he manages it well, or he’s functioning.
GUTFELD: I consistently anticipation the bulletin of James Band was that bubbler makes you a bigger person.
RUBIN: You never get killed.
GUTFELD: You never get killed. That’s what key — his claret is pure. I don’t alike apperceive what that means. We should go to break. Starting to hit me, Dave. That actuality is strong. Up next, Tucker and I assuredly actuate which CNN host is dumber than vermin.
GUTFELD: TV, TV on the wall, who’s the dumbest of them all? Yes, the apple deserves to apperceive which CNN drudge is Curly and which one is Mo. Aftermost night I proclaimed Chris Cuomo as the additional dumbest man on CNN. That’s like actuality the additional drunkest apathetic angle softball player. But at that network, the antagonism is fierce. For my money, Don Auto charcoal the champion, but not anybody agreed, including Tucker Carlson.
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TUCKER CARLSON, FOX NEWS CHANNEL HOST: Chris Cuomo absolutely gets the acclaim he deserves for actuality the distinct dumbest actuality anytime to accomplish on cable news, he makes Don Auto attending like a atom physicist.
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GUTFELD: So, by comparison, he makes Don Auto attending like a atom physicist. Or as Chris Cuomo ability alarm it, accomplish things go bang Dr. Guy.
So, is it time to adjudge who has beneath accuracy inside? Abbreviate of an autopsy, there’s alone one way to acquisition out.
ANNOUNCER: “THE GREAT TUCKER CARLSON GREG GUTFELD DEBATE.”
GUTFELD: Tonight’s debate, which hosts replaced his academician with a animate plate. Joining me now, host of Tucker Carlson tonight and Tucker Carlson today, it’s Tucker Carlson.
It’s a affable babble with Tucker about two stupid. But afore we get started, let’s booty a attending at some clips Tucker and admonish bodies who we’re ambidextrous with. First, let’s alpha with Tucker’s choice, Mr. Cuomo.
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CHRIS CUOMO, CNN HOST: Alone in America kids. Let’s get afterwards it.
The official reentry from the basement, austere by CDC is what happens.
Please actualization me area it says the protests are declared to be affable and peaceful?
In scale, this was the complete besom that was actuality acclimated to fit up that bifold butt shotgun that you accept army on the advanced of your appealing face.
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GUTFELD: You know, no agnosticism that was appealing dumb. But can Don beat, exhausted that?
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DON LEMON, CNN HOST: Democratic cities are in anarchy appropriate now.
LEMON: Oh my gosh, it’s so bad and they get defunding police. It’s like —
The Admiral is a racist and he is a demagogue.
Believing the lies on the Internet instead of science. It’s time to alpha awkward them, what abroad or leave them behind.
LEMON: Look, I approved it once, my countenance went up, I don’t accept it now. As you can see, I got all these wrinkles, everybody asked me aback I’m activity to get — you got to charge a botox.
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GUTFELD: Both stupid. So, I argue that while Cuomo makes dumber decisions than Lemon, Auto is aloof artlessly slower. Cuomo is added of a aerialist area auto aloof speaks his mind, which explains his stupidity. So, Tucker, actuate me that I am incorrect.
CARLSON: Let me aloof say, we, we disagree, but we don’t charge to be disagreeable, we’re friends. I don’t appetite this in any way to affect our continued continuing friendship. I accede with you for abounding years. I anticipation that Chris Cuomo was putting on an act. You know, the weight lifting, the calling the bro-talk?
CARLSON: The huge swab. I anticipation he was like Bowser on Sha-na-na, who absolutely went to Columbia. You apperceive what I mean? It was a part.
GUTFELD: What a referee.
CARLSON: And afresh I watched him because I acclimated to assignment in CNN, I apperceive bodies there I pay attention. That guy is every bit as brainless as he’s seen.
He went to Yale Law School, his dad was the Governor of New York at the time, and he doesn’t apperceive what’s in the Aboriginal Amendment. He has aught adroitness of humor, which is consistently a tell, but actuality is the complete clearing factor.
He speaks alone in cliches.
If you accept anxiously to Chris Cuomo, you will acquisition not a distinct byword that you can instantly get on Instagram, all of it. So, impaired bodies speaking clichAcs. Don Lemon, by contrast, not a genius. But he gets the joke. Like, he array of knows I’m a guy with no skills. I was a bounded annual ballast in Atlanta, and attending area I am now. He finds the accomplished affair hilarious, right?
GUTFELD: All right, so OK, that was adequately persuasive. I’m activity to accept the admirers vote afterwards we had, we get to the point of this. But for I will say that Don Auto was his applesauce was incomparable aback he claimed that abandon in the cities didn’t abide because he aloof went out and had a nice meal. So, it’s like, he is in a abounding — and I honestly, you, he acquainted that because he was recognized, he was on the street. Oh, and they accustomed me. It was great. I had a nice meal. Therefore, there were no assaults and homicides.
CARLSON: No, no, no, Greg, that’s not stupidity, that’s narcissism. Who lives in a Don Auto bubble, and aggregate is abundant in Don Auto apple at all times.
GUTFELD: And that’s affectionate of what I like about him. So, you adore Don Lemon, because he’s, he’s not complete ablaze and he knows it.
CARLSON: He’s Mr. O’Rourke from Fantasy Island. Adequate to Don Lemon’s World. I mean, so Corinthian covering about him? Unbelievably abominable in the
1979 way that I just, I don’t apperceive he pushes my buttons.
GUTFELD: Well, you absolutely are diplomatic. Who would you appetite — so, I was activity to ask you, who would you, you angle a lot, who would you like to go fishing with? Would it be acutely would accept to be with Don.
CARLSON: Don Auto in a complete acclaimed account on the almanac at cafeteria referred, in fact, ordered for dessert, Auto Sorbet. And aback adapted he said no, no, no, I’m abashed it’s arresting Sorbet. He did not accede that he had no abstraction how to accent the arctic dessert, and he wasn’t embarrassed. So, my dream is to accept a continued banquet with Don Lemon.
GUTFELD: Do you apperceive what, I anticipate what unites both of those candidates for dumbest actuality at CNN is the abridgement of embarrassment, like —
GUTFELD: They go out there and they bear the aforementioned blah every day, but they deathwatch up and they’re blessed as clams.
CARLSON: No, no, I disagree, I disagree. Chris Cuomo is absolutely tormented.
You watch Chris Cuomo and there’s a abysmal self-loathing, like he knows how impaired he is and he’s mad about it. That’s, that’s what the anabolic steroids are about. Acutely —
GUTFELD: I don’t apperceive —
CARLSON: Don Auto is absolutely blessed in his asinine haze.
GUTFELD: I appetite to ask the console here. Who is, who is actuality most, best actuating here, Dave?
RUBIN: Well, I anticipate Tucker’s acceptable actuality but I anticipate the abutting time you guys do this, you charge to widen the net to MSNBC because get Joy Reid in there, and afresh it’s about impossible.
GUTFELD: But no, we don’t, we could do that — but we could aloof aces Joy Reid against.
TIMPF: She weaponizes it.
GUTFELD: Nicole Wallace. Abutting week, we could do Joy Reid against Nicole Wallace or we could do Brian Stelter against Briana Keller. Is that her name, Tucker?
CARLSON: Oh the above morning zoo babe from the A.M. radio actualization aback — she’s not alike on the list. She doesn’t qualify. By the way, the woman, not Joy Reid, the added one on MSNBC is actualization abhorrent I am appreciative to say, I accept never accurate her name aback I met her in 1999 aback she was Jeb Bush’s flak. She was awful and brainless then, she’s worse now. Worst actuality —
GUTFELD: You apperceive this ability be the greatest segment. I see you, Guy, attractive at me with alarm —
BENSON: Well, I’m aloof afraid by the ability that you both accept about the CNN programs. Are you the alone bodies in America who watch these shows?
GUTFELD: This is our apple man.
MCDOWELL: Absolutely you accomplish the point, the bodies who watch those shows are dumber than Cuomo combined.
GUTFELD: They watch it because it’s so abuse funny. It’s the funniest show.
It’s, it’s funnier than the backward night comics. Tucker, we got a roll. Accede you so abundant for accommodating in our countdown debate.
CARLSON: Anytime, and we’re still friends. Accede you, Greg.
GUTFELD: Accede you, Tucker. Don’t go away. We’ll be appropriate back.
GUTFELD: We are out of time. Acknowledgment to Dagen McDowell, Dave Rubin, Guy Benson, Kat Timpf, Tucker Carlson, our flat audience. “FOX NEWS @ NIGHT”
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